Its a 3D World

3D is taking the world by storm.
First there are 3D disney rides, then 3D movies, then 3D television, then 3D pornography..
and now, (drum roll) 3D bra advertisements.

Seriously, who came up with that idea?
And suddenly a name popped into my mind.
Wonderbra.

The 3D fad has crossed over into lingerie advertising with Wonderbra (considering the name, I'm not surprised) unveiling its first ever billboard with 3D boobs. The billboard features Brazilian (not surprised either) babe Sabraine Banando and is located near London's Waterloo Station. The impressive 20-foot-wide billboard launches Wonderbra's new Full Effect Bra, which promises to increase a woman's bust by a whopping two sizes. The billboard echoes Eva Herzigova's famed 'Hello Boys' Wonderbra campaign of the 1990s. This new bra is described as 'the best cleavage enhancer to date'. The 3D billboard is accompanied with a tagline 'Experience the Full Effect'. To experience this full effect, viewers will need special 3D glasses. Otherwise, the effect is merely fuzzy cleavage (please don't get the wrong idea).


Dude, what are you looking at?


Umm, hello? Who would bring around 3D glasses just to look at a bra poster?
Well, probably alot of people.
And Britain's tourism industry will go crazy for the next few months.

But c'mon, this just doesn't sound right.

And what if there's pigeons flying around the billboard?
Then suddenly you see a 3D poop on the 3D boobs.

OMG, this is just wrong.

Well, I think I know who's the first person that's gonna buy that.
Lady Gaga.
Like, obviously.

And what's next?
Diamond-studded bras?
Oh wait, that already exists.

I urge the industry
Channel your creativity into something other than 3D boobs.
It's really a disturbing thought.
Well, to me anyways.


Peach out WARLD.