The Bootylicious Sesame Street

Alright, I haven't posted anything for quite some time now.
NO. It's not because I'm lazy.
My computer broke down.
Well, sort of.

ANYWAYS..

The California Gurl, the one who kissed another girl and got engaged to a, umm, guy, I guess.
Yup, you've guessed it, Scarlett Johansson!

Oops, I meant KATY PERRY.



Soon-to-be-Mrs. Brand was told that her boobs were too much for sesame street.

SAY WHAT?!

-Who would’ve thought Katy Perry would end up being too sexy for Sesame Street? (most probably everyone)

Katy recorded a kid-friendly version of Hot N Cold with Elmo for the children’s show and the segment winded up on YouTube when it was really supposed to air on TV on New Year’s Eve.

After about a million views, complaints started to pour in about it’s inappropriateness – specifically, her boobs/cleavage were/was too prominent.

Now, sadly the producers have decided not to go ahead with the segment for the show.-


If *WHAT DA *ahem* DID RETARDED PEOPLE SAY ABOUT HER THIS TIME?* is what you're thinking in your head, here’s a taste:

* “You can practically see her t***. That’s some wonderful children’s programming.”
* “They’re gonna have to rename (Sesame Street) cleavage avenue."


Well, the kiddy version of the song probably went like this:

You change your mind like mummy change diapers
Yeah you, PMS like a bit..umm..elmo!
And you, overthink about big bird and ernie.
I should know, that you're just a baby.

Cause you're hot and you're cold
you're yes and you're no

...and it goes on and on and on.



Hey! Katy could well become a Sesame Street muppet.
She could call herself booby monster.
Or, maybe not.


Ah, if a 3-year-old baby would stand up and say 'mummy, I want that sexy babe's cleavage' after watching this, then there might just be a problem.
But, chances are the babies would just drool over Katy like they drool over anything, elmo or big bird for instance.
And to think that they would fall in love with cookie monster over KPerry, OH that is just wrong.


Parents, please!
Teach your children about reality, not some dumb looking sock puppets.
You wouldn't want your kid to grow up fantasizing and have wet dreams about Elmo, would you?
No you wouldn't.


Peace OUT world!