The Bootylicious Sesame Street

Alright, I haven't posted anything for quite some time now.
NO. It's not because I'm lazy.
My computer broke down.
Well, sort of.

ANYWAYS..

The California Gurl, the one who kissed another girl and got engaged to a, umm, guy, I guess.
Yup, you've guessed it, Scarlett Johansson!

Oops, I meant KATY PERRY.



Soon-to-be-Mrs. Brand was told that her boobs were too much for sesame street.

SAY WHAT?!

-Who would’ve thought Katy Perry would end up being too sexy for Sesame Street? (most probably everyone)

Katy recorded a kid-friendly version of Hot N Cold with Elmo for the children’s show and the segment winded up on YouTube when it was really supposed to air on TV on New Year’s Eve.

After about a million views, complaints started to pour in about it’s inappropriateness – specifically, her boobs/cleavage were/was too prominent.

Now, sadly the producers have decided not to go ahead with the segment for the show.-


If *WHAT DA *ahem* DID RETARDED PEOPLE SAY ABOUT HER THIS TIME?* is what you're thinking in your head, here’s a taste:

* “You can practically see her t***. That’s some wonderful children’s programming.”
* “They’re gonna have to rename (Sesame Street) cleavage avenue."


Well, the kiddy version of the song probably went like this:

You change your mind like mummy change diapers
Yeah you, PMS like a bit..umm..elmo!
And you, overthink about big bird and ernie.
I should know, that you're just a baby.

Cause you're hot and you're cold
you're yes and you're no

...and it goes on and on and on.



Hey! Katy could well become a Sesame Street muppet.
She could call herself booby monster.
Or, maybe not.


Ah, if a 3-year-old baby would stand up and say 'mummy, I want that sexy babe's cleavage' after watching this, then there might just be a problem.
But, chances are the babies would just drool over Katy like they drool over anything, elmo or big bird for instance.
And to think that they would fall in love with cookie monster over KPerry, OH that is just wrong.


Parents, please!
Teach your children about reality, not some dumb looking sock puppets.
You wouldn't want your kid to grow up fantasizing and have wet dreams about Elmo, would you?
No you wouldn't.


Peace OUT world!

Its a 3D World

3D is taking the world by storm.
First there are 3D disney rides, then 3D movies, then 3D television, then 3D pornography..
and now, (drum roll) 3D bra advertisements.

Seriously, who came up with that idea?
And suddenly a name popped into my mind.
Wonderbra.

The 3D fad has crossed over into lingerie advertising with Wonderbra (considering the name, I'm not surprised) unveiling its first ever billboard with 3D boobs. The billboard features Brazilian (not surprised either) babe Sabraine Banando and is located near London's Waterloo Station. The impressive 20-foot-wide billboard launches Wonderbra's new Full Effect Bra, which promises to increase a woman's bust by a whopping two sizes. The billboard echoes Eva Herzigova's famed 'Hello Boys' Wonderbra campaign of the 1990s. This new bra is described as 'the best cleavage enhancer to date'. The 3D billboard is accompanied with a tagline 'Experience the Full Effect'. To experience this full effect, viewers will need special 3D glasses. Otherwise, the effect is merely fuzzy cleavage (please don't get the wrong idea).


Dude, what are you looking at?


Umm, hello? Who would bring around 3D glasses just to look at a bra poster?
Well, probably alot of people.
And Britain's tourism industry will go crazy for the next few months.

But c'mon, this just doesn't sound right.

And what if there's pigeons flying around the billboard?
Then suddenly you see a 3D poop on the 3D boobs.

OMG, this is just wrong.

Well, I think I know who's the first person that's gonna buy that.
Lady Gaga.
Like, obviously.

And what's next?
Diamond-studded bras?
Oh wait, that already exists.

I urge the industry
Channel your creativity into something other than 3D boobs.
It's really a disturbing thought.
Well, to me anyways.


Peach out WARLD.

Desperate Times

JLo is the new American Idol judge!

..And suddenly the crowd goes silent.


-Well it's official folks, Jennifer Lopez is the next American Idol judge at a hefty price of US$12 million.

In what is said to be the singer's last bid attempt to salvaging her tanking career, Lopez agreed to replace comedian and talk show host Ellen DeGeneres after the later said she was leaving Idol after only judging for a season.

Hollywood insiders are saying that the glam diva, who is used to the extravagant lifestyle, had earlier demanded from Fox, an overall deal that included a guaranteed movie, a TV development project and a US$15 million pay packet.

Fox, on the other hand countered with a US$12 million deal sans the movie and TV deal. “She has to be desperate for the money,” an insider said. “She said yes to the offer minus what she wanted. Times must be hard for her.”

Earlier this year, Lopez's movie The Back Up Plan raked in a meager US$38 million domestically, much lower than was expected.

-Taken from TheSar online.





No offence to JLo's fans.
And not that I dislike her, I actually love her dancing.
But, seriously, what can miss bootylicious do other than dance and sing?
And her singing career ain't a very good idea either.

Then, she went for acting.
Her movie, The Back Up Plan, was probably her back up plan for her dying career. (Oh, the irony)

And, recently adding to her resume, JUDGING.
I can't wait to see her in AI.

And by the way, what is wrong with American Idol lately?
All the changes are really confusing.

Kara came, Paula left, Ellen came, Simon left, JLo came, Ellen left..
And it goes on and on and on.

The only one remaining is Randy.

And don't get me started with the participants.
3 years of disappointing results.

David Cook, Kris Allen and the new dude who I don't know his name.

I'm a Kris Allen fan, but sad to say, Adam Lambert is WAY better than him.
Sorry Kris.

David Archuletta is like 10 times more famous than the Cook.
Thank god.
I'm an arch-angel (That's what people call his fans, I'm just following)

And the new dude..
OMG.
WHY?????
Seriously, WHY??????
Crystal should win, like, seriously!
She lost to that dude by a 2% margin.
WHY?????


Anyways, let's hope Jennifer Lopez brings luck to AI.
and let's hope (no, not really) that AI brings luck to JLo too.

*pray*

OH! And let's hope JLo is Really replacing Ellen, not Simon.

*pray again*

And if this new job isn't cut out for her,
she could always go back and be Jenny from the block.


Peace out, WORLD.

Malaysia Day

Happy Malaysia Day to all Malaysians who actually care about it.

Today is a day to celebrate and remember how the government tricked Sabah and Sarawak to become a part of this country.

This was to exploit their huge petroleum and natural gas supply.

Congratulations Singapore for making the right decision on leaving Malaysia.

And Brunei for not joining this country at all.

P.S
No insults or sarcasm intended.


Peace out, World.

VMA 2010

Alright, anyone who owns a blog had probably posted this already.
But I haven't. So, here I am.

The ups,
This year's VMAs was incredible.

Nokia Theater was OMGly amazing.

Chelsea Handler, who was the host if you're wondering, was AWESOME.
In your face, Russel Brand.

LADY GAGA owned the awards. Congratulations.
With 13 nominations and 8 wins.
Including Best Female Video, Best Pop Video and Video Of The Year.
Which was all won by Bad Romance.
Her secret formula to success: CRAZINESS.
And who could forget her stunning outfits.
A meat dress..
Whoever thought it was okay to make a dress out of beef is
Absolutely Pure Genius.


And also props to Alexander Mcqueen for designing two amazing pieces of outfit Gaga wore.
  


The downs,
Performances on the show was, I shall say, BORING.
Nicky Minaj performed at the pre show which is almost fell asleep.

Justin Bieber lip sang (I assume, because he wasn't breathing) and dropped his drum stick off the stage.

Taylor Swift's performance made me feel like I'm 60 years old.

Kanye West's red coat was better than his singing.

Usher was moving around more than he's actually singing.

The only performance that was nice was Eminem+Rihanna's Love the way you lie.
RiRi dressed weird though.
But girl, I love the way you sing!


Fashion wise,
As you know, Lady Gaga rocked.
A peacock dress and a gothic wedding gown AND the meat dress.
I wonder what will happen if there's a bunch of hungry dogs back stage.
Or if it suddenly got caught on fire.

It did, however, changed some plans of the VMAs.

Ke$ha wanted to arrive camouflaged on the back of a glitter-covered, lightning bolt-branded lion.
But there were concerns about the cat eating the cow.
So the lion was laid off.
And she managed to find a trash bag for a backup outfit. (Seriously, she admitted looking like a trash bag)

Will.I.Am thought his crazy get-up would land him at the top of the VMAs fashion.
But, thank you Gaga.

However, there was an up side to the story.
Rihanna was not going to show until the producers guaranteed her there would be steak in the building.

All Hail Queen Gaga.

Here's Katy Perry, Lady Gaga, Justin Bieber, and Ke$ha.


Besides the famous people, this guy actually looked kinda cool in this head.
ain't that awesome?

Enough said.

Here's a video of Lady Gaga's time on stage.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKoNixZEVxY

And see Katy Perry and Ke$ha's face when Lady Gaga was called.

They looked so jealous.

Peace out world.

Do I really need a title?

First of all, I would like to congratulate myself for creating this new blog. Yay me!
Well, this isn't my first blog actually. i created a dying blog 2 years ago that I've absolutely forgotten.
and with this new baby in town, I'll post some crazy, out of this world, unique stuff to share it with the world ( if this blog ever gets famous)

Now, I would like to thank the person who suggested duck chorale as a name of this blog. I'm not really sure why I picked that name, but Yeah, i picked it.

Emanuel Rizon.

I bet he's a fan of ducks and singing.
And I wonder how a group of singing ducks sound like.
But I love the fact that the name is quirky and unique.

After all, uniqueness is what this blog is all about.
And this is actually inspired by the ever inspiring Lady Gaga. The lady who never ceases to make everyone go gaga over her.

Yeah sure Lady Gaga looks like a whore (forgive my language), but WHO THE *excuse me* Cares.
She is unique in her own way and WE WERE ALL BORN THIS WAY. 

Why am I saying all the stuffs that everyone already knows?

Anyways, singing ducks and Lady Gaga is definitely a good way to start a totally weird blog.
And FYI, the writer of this blog is so amazingly awesome.
I would give him a  9 out of 10.

You'd probably be thinking,
*oh what is wrong with this idiot, seriously? self-praise?*

Well, SHUT YOUR BLOODY BRAINS UP
I mean, you can't really blame someone for being narcissistic. Can you?
Umm, yeah, you can.
But , WHATEVER!
Things that make me happy makes the world happy.

*here he goes again, what a loser!*

Can you stop criticizing me? PLEASE!

OMB. I'm talking to myself. Umm, *crazy*
And just so you know, OMB stands for OH MY BIEBER.

He's not actually mine, but you get the point.


And lastly, i would love to say,


SINGING DUCKS RULE!
 


Peace out, world.